CAUTION: the following scenes contain violence and graphic bug sex that may be offensive to some viewers. What can I say? This is organic farming at it's best, folks. Sometimes, it just plain "sucks."Cue the violins!
He was out for a walk alone, when suddenly...
disaster struck!
They thought they found the perfect spot to profess their love, but tragedy loomed from above the protective canopy of the squash forest.
Who is this enemy of cucumber beetles, squash bugs and Colorado potato beetles everywhere?
One man,
12 volts,
a bungee cord,
And a machine so terrifying they call it
"MAX POWER."
Tonight at ten.
7.01.2007
Trouble in Paradise
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I always thought Josh sucked. Now I know it's true
Bungee cord? HUH?zbour
Yeah, ever since Max Power, he sucks big time. It's a lot better now, though. He used to squish.
Max used to get his power from a cigarette lighter. Now, since he has been rebuilt to be faster and stronger, (or at least more portable) he gets it from a rechargeable battery, which as you might guess, is held on with a bungee cord. Million Dollar Man, he is not.
I'm riveted! Who is this mysterious, bungee-corded man? I must know.
Nice shirt.
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